Archive for September, 2007

Ninja Zombie Robot FunTime!

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

That’s right, Colleen Frakes has been at it again, with the newest issue of her inspiring series Tragic Relief, now for sale at the IKJK store. This time containing three short stories involving a ninja, a zombie, and a robot! How could you go wrong? Get your copy of Tragic Relief #5 today!


PS- Colleen has given me the Inside Scoop on the next issue, Tragic Relief #6, subtitled “Giant Sized Tragic Relief”- it’s gonna be BIG, a whopping 11″x17″! Note to IKJK interns/flunkies: stock up some more super-sized mailing envelopes.

Portland/Seattle Take 1

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

We rolled into Portland just in time to make it down to the Oregon State Fair to take in a Heart concert. That’s right, Heart. How awesome is that. Tickets thanks to our friend/host Brad.

That’s Brad! At his house, not the fair. Hi Brad! Brad knows Joe Kimpel.

I thought the show was just going to be a solid piece of 80’s fare but then Ann Wilson had the best voice I’ve ever heard live. That chick can really wail. The fair was a true state fair. I think that sums it up. An overweight, “rural” looking woman told Brad, Joe and I that we all had beautiful eyes. I remember because I was eating deep-fried zucchini at the time.

We had a good time hitting up the bars/microbreweries/etc in Portland. Brad hosted a party Saturday night and built bike parking in his yard with plumbing pipe because people need something to lock their bikes to because everyone in Portland gets everywhere by bike. We also got this free couch from a yard sale the afternoon before the party.

If you look closely, those are Joe’s feet sticking out on the right.

After that it was up to Seattle. We decided to play Hole’s “Rock Star” on repeat the entire time we were driving through Olympia, because a) Courtney Love is batshit nuts (in a good way) and b) because we like to express our general stupidity.


Space Needle! We’re in Seattle.

We stayed with our friends Jon and Kate (they’re married…how messed up is that?). They live in Ballard, right by the Nordic Heritage Museum. We ate a bunch of good food and played a bunch of bad pong. Our collectvie skill levels have decidedly dropped.


The original! With nipples!


Me and Jon carrying groceries back from Pike’s Place market.


Jon and Kate’s two Siamese kittens, Sven and Svia. They were a little sick and hence had diarrhea and horrible, horrible gas. But they’re so cute!


Hermer came to visit. He knows Joe Kimpel.


Jon, Hermer, and Joe’s finger.

Then it was off to Tacoma to catch our boat to Alaska. Boat to Alaska? Yes, boat to Alaska! What!? Stay tuned to find out!

Secret Acres

Monday, September 24th, 2007

The new comics publisher Secret Acres, unveiled their new website today. It features content from myself, senior Joe Lambert, former fellow Ken Dahl, and many other incredible artists and writers.

It is a good website.

Joe Kimpel All Over the Place

Monday, September 24th, 2007

After making it through the Badlands, Wyoming, and up to Helena, Montana that day, we headed North for Glacier National Park the next.


But of course we wound up on the worst highway imaginable. We had to wait for our escort through the construction zone. About 15 miles of uneven dirt and gravel construction zone.

But we finally made it up to the park, albiet later than we had hoped.

Most relaxed dog ever. He was laying right next to a road, and we still had to watch him for a few mintues to make sure he wasn’t dead. But he was just resting.


I always sat watching the news over in the east ignoring all the summer forest fire reports from out west.

The park was absolutely amazing. If you’ve never been to the Rockies, it’s just a very different experience from all the 5000 foot mountains sitting in Vermont. These are much, much bigger. It’s a tad breathtaking.


Waterfall cutting through the rock.


We took a little hike when we got into the park and got great views of a long lake surrounded by wind-swept trees.


The glacier from “Inconvenient Truth.” It’ll be gone in 20 years.


Joe himself.


Just chilling a couple of feet from the edge of a giant cliff.


At the continental divide was a little parking area with some hiking trails out to get the multiple amazing views from both sides of the divide. Some of the most amazing sights were up there.


About halfway up the hiking trail, looking back.


I’m sooooo reflective.


There was a goat eating roots in a cluster of low trees at the top of the trail. It freaked us out. But it didn’t care if we were there or not. It had roots to eat. Then it took half a step towards us so we ran away. But that was nothing, because once we got back down to the parking lot….


That’s our car on the left. A ring of people in SUVs surrounded the goat to get pictures from the safety of their automobiles. We hung out for a while really, really hoping that the ram would attack one of the SUVs. But it didn’t. It just wanted to eat crud that people had dropped in the parking lot throughout the day.

We got out of Glacier as the sun was setting. Just when it got dark, we were following a Jeep on the road out of the park and I saw something bounding across the road. A black bear cut out into the road right behind the Jeep, and I had to slam on the brakes to keep from running my car into the bear. The bear went on it’s way as if nothing happened. The statement “We almost hit a bear” was repeated several hundred times over the next few hours.

We made it all the way to the Eastern part of Oregon that night, and slept a couple hours in a rest stop on the side of the highway. Next Up: Portland and Seattle Part 1.

Minneapolis to Montana

Monday, September 17th, 2007

Hi everyone! Joe Kimpel and I have returned to civilization and here I am, ready to continue posting the pics from the trip. We left off in Chicago, heading out of the city towards Minnesota. The weather was less than nice so we skipped a stop in Madison, Wisconson to continue on to Minneapolis. We forgot to take pictures the entire time we were there. That’s the type of people we are.

But we drove around the city, and hit up Bryant Lake Bowl in Uptown for a beer. The next day we had the ultimate high/low culture day. We started at the renowned Walker Art Center with an amazing exhibit of Picasso and his influence on American art. Then:

The Mall of America (we thought this would be the low-culture bookend, but this was only half way). This mall is insane. After a while Joe and I just looked at each other and said “We have to get the hell out of here.”

So, you may ask, how to you go lower when leaving the Mall of America? Easy!

The South Dakota Corn Palace! It’s a big building with a bunch of corn glued to the outside. In patterns! Corn!

Also:

Kum & Go? Are you serious?

We slept in a rest stop that night and got up early to go see the Badlands.

Cool lookin’ mountains


Joe taking a picture


The “Yellow Mounds.” My favorite part of the park


These guys were all over the place.

The Badlands were definitely a great stop. I highly recommend going if you’re ever in the middle of South Dakota for some reason. After that we hit the famed Wall Drug, and it was off to Mount Rushmore.

View from side of the road where we wouldn’t have to pay to park.


Joe fits in right on the end.


This will explain it better.


Side view.

After that we went to stop by the Crazy Horse monument, but they’re not very far along and it was really expensive, so we just turned around and took off for Wyoming. This is what the car looked like after a day driving through South Dakota:

The picture doesn’t even do justice to the sheer volume of bugs stuck to the bumper.

Next up: Montana and Glacier National Park.

Free Prize with Purchase of Monsters & Girls

Friday, September 7th, 2007

With every copy of Monsters & Girls, by Denis St. John, receive a free sample of Monsters & Girls Brain Pellets! These fruit flavored powdery pellets are the perfect cure for various monster related brain fevers! Get your copy of Monsters & Girls at the IKJK shop today, while supplies last!

Denis & his Monster Pellets
Monster Pellets